It's like Margaritaville but with Schnapps.

You ever have one of those moments where you're reading some "news" on the internet & go WTF??  I read things that got progressively wierder as I clicked from article to article & ended up at http://www.theawl.com/2011/06/why-emma-watson-really-left-brown.  I wasn't more than 3 sentences in when I realized I had the "poorly written fanfic" vibe. 

Opinions, anyone?