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Wow! Jack Handey is a real person...who woulda thunk it?

Oh, yeah & thank God for internet at work...my poor computer has gotten a virus or something that I can't seem to get rid of...I spent about 24 hours trying everything! Luckily I have all my files compressed & I'll just do a system restore...hopefully it'll work. I decided to just turn it off, get some sleep & worry about it tonight.

Current Location: work...shhh!

Yet again, I'm at work. And Jeanette's coming up with the quality quotes. Today's is:

"There's just something about an orgasm that changes your personality a little."

Current Location: at 'da Bank
Current Music: country...*shudders*

Raising a brow at the massive burger and plethora of fries that took up every available bit of space on Justin’s plate, Brian said,
“Not all of us can have the metabolism of a gerbil on crystal meth,” as Justin was rather slender despite the amount of food he apparently consumed on a regular basis.

La Liaison Amoureuse : http://heelsoverhead.net/stories/liaisonamoureuse.html

"I've just been putting it off since I hate having my hair cut."

"Why do you hate having your hair cut?" Brian asks.

"Oh," I say, about to drift off to sleep again, "the hairdressers always ask about the scars on my head, and it's just...weird to explain." Brian keeps stroking my hair, and I fall asleep.

There's something about this, that just makes it so real for me...I can imagine how that would be for Justin...

This is from Part Four of the Lottery Series: http://web.archive.org/web/20041227033541/www.splinter-moment.net/narcissism/home.php?x=lot4.html

Or here's all the stories: http://web.archive.org/web/20041227033541/http://www.splinter-moment.net/narcissism/home.php?x=joss.html

Jeanette says:
"I'm fearful that my friends with knitting needles will be like retards with candy."
(in reference to a conversation about her idea to have a knitting workshop)

Current Location: work...don't tell my boss

It was another eventful day at the bank.

Today we had a cookout. It was quite interesting. Here are some quotes & subjects that came up today:

( Brats smell like B.O )

( triskets are dangerous & hell no H2O )

( Stupider-Head )

( Luke, I am your bank teller )

( Human Slot Machine )

( You find the best things in cracks )

( Well, it's not like we suck face or anything )

Jeanette is up to it again...

"Bat Sex, you know it's hot"

Well, it's that time again kiddies!   (I really should write here more often...)

This quote comes not from the Potterverse, but from Liberty Avenue. I've been enjoying the occasional Queer as Folk fic lately as I re-watch seasons 1-4, waiting for season 5 to be sent to me by Amazon.com. The latest site I've been getting my rocks off with (haha) is http://bjfic.net/  : The Brian/Justin Fanfiction Archive.

From the Commuter Flight Series, an AU Brian/Justin fanfic by Netlagd;Here's the quote (drumroll please):

"We'll go, we'll dance and I'll introduce you to fucking in public - Vidi, Vici, Veni." Brian chuckled.

Incase you're not quite up to thinking this one out:

Veni, Vidi, Vici - I came, I saw, I conquered.
Vidi, Vici, Veni - I saw, I conquered, I came.

Current Location: way too close to monday morning...

From "And Someone to share it with" by Anita Dapperens (found on Ink Stained Fingers:

"You are naked and you are not in your right mind," Severus protested half-heartedly.

from Little Miss Mary by Athea (it's at the bottom of the page, in 4 delicious parts):

Harry (Mary) to Severus (John)
"Doesn't anything in the Snape family come in size small?"

Current Mood: sexy baby!
Current Music: "Vogue" by Madonna

From Beren's "Gold Tinted Spectacles" (which can be found at restrictedsection.org and fanfiction.net:

"If Madame Pomfrey wanted to the rule the world, the world would take its medicine quietly and surrender."

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It's like Margaritaville but with Schnapps.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Orgasms

good quote

I love this part...

Yet Another Quote from Jeanette

Another Eventful Day at the Bank

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From "And Someone to share it with" by Anita Dapperens (found on Ink Stained Fingers:

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