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"I am a box junkie. Little, small, I like them all."

        ~a co-worker, explaining her passion for boxes…RIGHT, boxes.

Orgasms

Sep. 18th, 2007 10:33 am
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Yet again, I'm at work.  And Jeanette's coming up with the quality quotes.  Today's is:

"There's just something about an orgasm that changes your personality a little."
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I watched the movie "Big Girls Don't Cry, They Get Even" last night.  It's been years since I watched it.  It's one of those movies I loved when I was younger.  Here are three quotes that I just loved:

"Why torture yourself when life will do it for you." -Laura,  Big Girls Don't Cry, They Get Even
 
"If these are the best years of my life, I must have some serious third-degree burns in my future." -Laura, Big Girls Don't Cry, They Get Even
 
"Five years from now, she climbs a tower and starts picking people off with an M-16." -Laura, Big Girls Don't Cry, They Get Even, about a girl doing a speech about how divorce doesn't have to be the end of the world.
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“And you’re going to love the Tower. Just think of the historical things that happened there,” Justin enthuses. “Lady Jane was beheaded there. And Anne Boleyn. The little princes were walled up there, left to die.”

And these things turn you on. You‘re very twisted,” Brian says. “I like that about you.

The taxi pulls up with a squeal of tires. Justin sees the puddle and nimbly takes a quick step back. Brian is not so lucky. He stares forlornly down at his now-soaked pant legs.

Could be fucking on the beach,” Brian mutters under his breath. “Getting sand in places that sand is never supposed to go.

from [profile] severina2001's NaNoWriMo fic Gold and Silver Shines, Chapter Nine:
http://severina2001.livejournal.com/154801.html#cutid1

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"Here's your money, House." Williams says, raising an eyebrow at the sight of Dawn straddling House's lap.

"They did it on the Little Mermaid." House defends, head turn to see the looks aimed at him and Dawn.

Cuddy arches an eyebrow.

"The unrated version." House explains. "There was also this part with the crab and…it's a little too mature for you."



from House's Key at Twisting the Hellmouth: http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-10406/sevangel+House+s+Key.htm
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Queer As Folk character Brian Kinney in Growing Up Kinney by Myrna http://queerasfolk.wired-hub.net/guk_01.html
   "You spend one or two years fuckin' a few hundred men without dinner and a movie first, and you end up with some fucking reputation..."

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“I used to wonder what it was that made men prone to injuries like this, but I think I've got it figured now.”

“Oh? And what's that, Marlene?” Neville asked as she slathered pain relieving salve on his arm. He'd refused the potion.

“Oxygen deprivation,” she replied, a bit too smugly.

“Oxygen deprivation?” Martel asked as he fired off another shot. “What's that got to do with anything?”

“Men suffer from it continuously,” she told them as she immobilized Neville's arm. At their blank looks, she rolled her eyes. “Blood carries oxygen to the brain,” she explained. “But men were given a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. And seeing how the Leftenant here is a newly married man...” She left the rest hanging as Martel snorted a laugh.


from Bobmin's "Sunrise over Britain," Chapter 19 : http://bobmin.fanficauthors.net/Sunrise_Over_Britain/Chapter_19_Difficult_Times_for_all.php

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"But it didn’t suck to be married to that, even if you sometimes felt like Julia Roberts in her breakout role."

&

“You need to have your head examined,” you told him a little while later as the two of you were entering the bank.

“You might be right,” Brian responded. “But I’m not taking my pants off right now.”

      
- Justin Taylor, Beyond the Yellow Brick Road by plumbsuede
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"But I must encourage you not to leave the castle like that again. Waking up on another continent with no recollection as to how you got there is not fun let me assure you."

"You sound like you're speaking from experiance sir." Harry quipped.

from "Why is Harry Smiling?"


See also: Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed

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"It can be lonely to be the only sane voice in an insane world.”
         -Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter and the Freak Parade 
                               (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3022004/1/)
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According to my wonderful co-worker Jeanette, Fried Twinkies are the work of the Devil. 
After she told me that, I busted out with
"And boy was the Devil working on your colon"
in response to her body's rejecting of the fatty-suggary-evilness of Fried Twinkies.
We then proceeded to laugh for a good minute...we were very fortunate that we stopped laughing as a customer pulled in--you definately aren't reassured that your money is safe if your tellers are laughing like heyenas (or mental patients).
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Reason # 147 why you should never eat Deep Fried Twinkies with ice cream on top: you just may make a mess in that brand new car.


So...yeah....another productive day at work.  Jeanette totally has some of the funniest stories....and she talks about bat sex (see past quote)

And aparently my brain has a 3 minute lag today.

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"I don’t like phones. People usually bore me in person, why let them do it from far away?” 
- Brian Kinney


from "Since I Left You" by Violet Jones, Chapter Eight:
http://queerasfolk.wired-hub.net/sily8.html
First Chapter:

http://queerasfolk.wired-hub.net/sily.html
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"I once saw a Chihuahua humping a German Shepherd, and it scarred me for life."

-Brian Kinney, from [profile] myrna1_2_3 "I'd Swim the Seas" part 3 of "If You Needed Me"  http://queerasfolk.wired-hub.net/iynm_03.html
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Courtesy of Jeanette from work...

Friendship is like pissing your pants. 
Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth. 
Thank you for being the piss in my pants.




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