Death by Deep Fried Twinkie...another work quote

Reason # 147 why you should never eat Deep Fried Twinkies with ice cream on top: you just may make a mess in that brand new car.


So...yeah....another productive day at work.  Jeanette totally has some of the funniest stories....and she talks about bat sex (see past quote)

And aparently my brain has a 3 minute lag today.

I laughed so hard I nearly pissed my pants!

According to my wonderful co-worker Jeanette, Fried Twinkies are the work of the Devil. 
After she told me that, I busted out with
"And boy was the Devil working on your colon"
in response to her body's rejecting of the fatty-suggary-evilness of Fried Twinkies.
We then proceeded to laugh for a good minute...we were very fortunate that we stopped laughing as a customer pulled in--you definately aren't reassured that your money is safe if your tellers are laughing like heyenas (or mental patients).