Another Eventful Day at the Bank

[peachville]

 

 It was another eventful day at the bank. 

Today we had a cookout.  It was quite interesting.  Here are some quotes & subjects that came up today:

Brats smell like B.O
    ....chicken does too. "Like fried chicken totally smells like B.O."

triskets are dangerous & hell no H2O
    So first, Jeanette almost chokes on a trisket at lunch...someone in the book she was reading was killed & it was so surprising she gasped & almost bit the dust.
    THEN, J says something, I can't even remember what anymore, and I start laughing while I'm trying to take a drink of water.  J tells me that if I die from choking on water, she gets to make fun of me for eternity.

Stupider-Head
   J: Yesterday I told my brother he's a stupider-head.  Can you tell I went to college for a year?

 

"Luke, I am your bank teller."
    -talking about how bad I sound today...I'm not doing as bad as I was last winter, when I was losing my voice & sounded like Darth Vader.

 

Human Slot Machine 
    ^{(After having to buy rolls of quarters from me to complete a customer order:)}
    J: Vicki! You only sold me $160 in Quarters. Are you eating them? are you some slot machine?
    V: Guess how you get them out.

 

"You find the best things in cracks"
     -Jeanette talking about kids playing outside...I swear!

 

"Well, it's not like we suck face or anything."
    -Jeanette, responding to my apology if she develops a head cold.